50 Short, Witty and Entertaining Funny Pantuns

Nissa Kepijet Ayus
4 min readMar 11, 2021

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Funny pantun you can make entertainment with your loved ones. Moreover, with a good rhyme to hear, pantun becomes more fun to be spoken and listened to.

So, for the uninitiated, pantun is one of malay poems that usually consists of four lines. The first two verses are called sampiran and the second two lines are called contents.

As an old type of poetry, pantun may be considered old-fashioned or outdated. However, in this day and age, pantun can still be used as its own entertainment when filling free time with loved ones.

There are many types of pantun, ranging from children’s pantun, romantic, religious, to funny. Especially the last type of pantun, you can use it as entertainment with the closest people ranging from family, friends, friends to girlfriends.

Not only that, funny pantun can also be a solution for the closest people whose hearts are upset or sad.

By providing entertainment to their loved ones, it allows them to forget about grief, even if it’s just a moment.

Here is a collection of short funny pantuns, as reported from Dream and Mypurohith, Wednesday (3/6/2020).

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1. Roses springing

on the trunk

do you love me

like i love you

2. Seabirds

kuthilang bird

You fart

Didn’t say

3. Bread is bread

shadow is shadow

before you die

better you pray

4. Don’t be afraid

Don’t worry

It farts

not lightning

5. Buy fish at the night market

you’re a fool, man.

6. Eat duren while ngelamun,

Be careful about the seeds

7. There’s the mountain, here the mountain

God’s creation

8. Kan bandeng

eating wire

handsome guy

ride through

9. Handsome people

like the same rini

not seneng

Move forward here

10. Sweet melon in ice water

anywhere you never text

11. Mouse boy misses his mother

arrogant nich the story

12. There is a cocoon there is a butterfly

bales donk sms from me

13. Buy bandeng

in Malaysia

I’m handsome

like Pasha

14. Whose heart is not worried

that’s where bald ask for braids

15. Watermelon Fruit

fruit duren

I don’t think so.

I’m cool

16. Pink guava

on the wall

Don’t get mad

just kidding

17. Watermelon Fruit

mangosteen fruit

I don’t think so.

I’m sweet

18. Men there

in corpore sano

I’m not there,

elo maen to sono!

19. Apples

in brackish water

not level

layauuuuuuu

20. Here confused, there daze

emangnya delicious, enggak nyambung ….

21. Betel leafy watermelon fruit

Fruit magic times well

22. Choose a clear harp sound.

Rope in harp tied love

23. Kiss on the cheek

kiss on the forehead

What does love smell like?

24. As clever as a jumping squirrel

Police are smarter at jumping

25. Two three peanuts

No girlfriend comes to the house

26. Get a gift of tomato contents

Bodo is very!!

27. To the market, almost itchy medicine

Basic, not capital!

28. Used to be delman, now gokar

used to be a friend, now a girlfriend

29. Strawberry mango apple

sorry not level

30. Ping pong balls eaten gelatik

Let toothless that important beautiful

31. Belo eyes,

a comedian.

I’m the same elo?

he wants to be.

32. Delay hunger,

eat indomi.

heart floundering,

love blossoms.

33. Cut nails,

short.

My heart is frozen,

The brother suddenly ranted.

34. Buy sticky rice,

buy songket fabric.

Let’s be an ex,

We’re sticky.

35. Eat watermelon,

eating kedondong.

if you like,

real dong.

36. Don’t have an establishment,

It’s getting tired.

Don’t want to be alone,

He wants bobo with you.

37. Shoot ducks,

hit it straight away.

You’re beautiful,

Hey, lady!

38. Charity box,

rocked.

Yesterday I predicted,

his soul mate with his brother.

39. Friday,

on pake batik.

best regards,

make neng beautiful.

40. Precarious fractions,

under the seat.

at home meeting,

Because the boss is sexy.

1. Crying,

The car got grazed.

neng sweet,

want dong dipepet.

42. Panasin butter,

because it’s starting to freeze.

You don’t want to,

So my priest?

43. Cut shoulder-length,

let ga sendu.

You know what?

I miss it.

44. Don’t ask,

when to graduate from college.

ga dapet his son,

Her mama’s okay.

45. Make a child,

in the corner of the school

if you want to be good,

Marry first.

46. Flirt,

mesem-mesem.

neng tetep love,

even though his brother keteknya asem.

47. Lie on a stretcher,

hours.

the heart longs,

Eyes are hard to close.

48. Torn chests,

Find the scissors.

so love dies,

neng willing bunting.

49. His name is criminal,

The police are inceran.

bored so temen curhat,

want to go out.

50. To the creambath salon,

Let the blood flow smoothly.

bosen ah be a friend,

He wants to be a girlfriend!

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